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Montreal VIP “FF” Offers a Whole New Way to Research The Best Montreal Establishments and Attractions

You can tell the bride and the other girls you’re leaving at home you want to come to Montreal for the culture, the fine dining, and the historic architecture. They might believe you, but we’re not buying it! We’ve gotten to know our clients pretty well over the years, and we’re well aware that most of them come for the legendary women. Truth be told, there are some places where the patrons, staff, and attendees are a little (or a lot) hotter than others. Until now, those in search of the most beautiful ladies in the city had to rely on recommendations from friends and pure luck. Montreal VIP “FF” rating has taken the guesswork out of your quest to find the best eye candy in sin cité.

What is an “FF” rating and how is it calculated?

“FF” is short for “female factor”. Our rating scale goes from 1 to 9, and we also have an unknown category for when we just don’t have the info we need to give an establishment a score. The female factor is a weighted average based on the ratio of women to men (which can enhance or decrease your odds of hooking up) and the beauty of the female staff.

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What do these numbers really mean?

When you’re browsing our brand new Montreal guide for men, move your pointer over each “FF” category on the right of the page to get a description of each rating. An “FF” rating of 3 means hotties will be few and far between, while an 8 means they’ll be everywhere! Use this info any way you choose…we’ll never tell.

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Sample Itinerary for a Montreal Bachelor Party

Montreal is a premiere bachelor party destination, and Montreal VIP is the company that can help you experience the very best of the city. To meet your needs, we have a unique online booking engine that lets you customize every aspect of your Montreal bachelor party.

The following is a 1 day sample itinerary for a Montreal bachelor party, but keep in mind that any entry can be changed to suit your tastes.

10:00a.m. – Wake up, shower, get ready for the day.

12:00p.m.-1:00p.m. – Naked brunch. A truly unique experience!

1:30p.m.-3:30p.m. – Jet boating. Travel through Montreal’s wild Lachine Rapids at breakneck speeds. Be prepared to get wet! (Also consider a game of golf, paint-balling or go-carting)

4:00p.m.-6:00p.m. – Check out some sites, visit a micro-brewery, play a hand of Texas Hold’em at the Montreal Casino.

6:00p.m.-8:00p.m. – Dinner and a show at a top Montreal steakhouse. A Montreal VIP exclusive! This is one of our most popular adult options for bachelor parties. Dine on perfectly-grilled beef with all the fixings while you watch a racy show performed by some of Quebec’s finest women.

8:00p.m-9:00p.m. – Drinks in the penthouse or presidential suite.

9:30p.m.-3:00a.m. – Meet up with the group’s personal VIP host. Explore Montreal nightclubs, strip clubs, and lounges. Experience the perks of being a VIP…instant access to the most elite establishments, entrance to restricted VIP lounges, and a special stage show for the groom.

3:15a.m-4:00a.m. – Casino, after hours or simply grab a slice of pizza, stumble or get a cab back to the hotel, and crash!

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Montreal Bachelor Party Finances: Should You “Pay as You Go”?

At Montreal VIP, we’re pleased to offer our clients the ability to build comprehensive bachelor party packages that include every aspect of the group’s trip to Montreal: bottle service at the best Montreal nightclubs, access to VIP lounges at the hottest stripclubs, exciting daytime activities, and reservations at gourmet Montreal restaurants. But what if the final price tag is a lot higher than one or perhaps even all of the group members expected? To get everyone on board, you may want to pay as you go. Here’s how it works:

#1-Figure out the budget of the group: It’s time to have an honest conversation with all attendees. Ask each member how much they can spend on the Montreal bachelor party today. You don’t want to know how much they might have by the event…you need to find out how much they can plunk down right now. Those are the numbers you should use to create a budget.

#2-Create a basic package: Work with Montreal VIP to create a package that is within budget, even if you have to forgo the presidential suite or the five-star dining for the time being. Your most important goal is to get every one of the groom’s closest friends to Montreal.

#3-Purchase extras during the actual event: Once you actually get to Montreal, you can always add on those little extras if group members have the money to do so or one of the guys is feeling generous. Remember, with Montreal VIP no bachelor party itinerary is ever set in stone.

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Montreal Bachelor Party Planning: Is it Okay for Some Group Members to Contribute More Than Others?

When you were kids, you all got the same $5 every week as an allowance. Now, Mike is a brain surgeon making six figures and Robert’s been out of work for six months. If both are attending a Montreal bachelor party, is it okay for Mike to chip in a little extra? Yes, but this can be a tricky situation. Always follow these important dos and don’ts:

Do…wait for the other person to bring it up: The absolute best case scenario is that members of your group who are better off financially will offer to pay for the suite, tickets to a game, or other extras without any prompting from you. If this doesn’t happen it’s okay to drop a few subtle hints.

Don’t…take advantage of a guy’s generosity: The last thing you want is for well-off members of your group to feel used. If someone has offered to pay for a gourmet meal for the group or pick up the tab for a private adult show, that’s more than enough. Don’t expect one person to cover the vast majority of the costs.

Do…split the basic costs: Everyone should contribute towards the basic costs associated with a Montreal bachelor party. If there are one or more members who aren’t able to pay anything, you can always plan a local bachelor party later on that includes them.
Don’t…make other people feel bad: There’s no need to constantly remind everyone who picked up the tab for what. Someone in your group did a nice thing for his buds…leave it at that.

The great news is that dollar for dollar, planning a bachelor party in Montreal will get you more bang for your buck when compared to other destinations.

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Montreal Bachelor Party Finances: Splitting Bills

You’ve got a killer Montreal bachelor party planned. And while everyone contributed pretty much the same amount towards the basic package, you still haven’t decided how the bills incurred during your time in Montreal are going to be divvied up. Here are a few options and some considerations for each:

Option #1: Split all of the costs equally – Every time you go out to a restaurant, Montreal nightclub, or Montreal stripclub, everyone contributes an equal amount. This is usually a pretty fair approach, but there are a couple of things to keep in mind. First, not every establishment may be willing or able to divide up your bill. If you pull out a calculator in a Montreal stripclub to figure out what everyone owes, you’ll look like a huge dork! Second, if someone’s always racking up a bigger portion of the bill than everyone else, it could create hard feelings.

Option #2: Have each group member pay for his own bills – Each guy pays his own way. This includes drinks, meals, activities, etc. This is a good approach if certain members might not participate in every aspect of the Montreal bachelor party. On the downside, it may prevent less well-off group members from taking part in some of the fun.

Option #3: Take turns picking up the tab – One guy pays for dinner, another pays for drinks, and another group member pays for jet boating. This is best for tight buds who aren’t going to get all worked up over a couple of bucks. Just make sure one group member isn’t consistently buying filet mignon while the others spring for Big Macs.

Visit our top 10 bachelor party mistakes for more information.

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Montreal Grand Prix in Style with Montreal VIP

Planning to attend the most prestigious automotive event in North America on June 13, 2010? If so, we know you just want to worry about whether your favorite driver will be victorious, not whether all the little details that go into planning a getaway have been taken care of. To make sure you’re well looked after, Montreal VIP has the following exclusive packages available:

Hotel and Ticket Packages

These packages include accommodations at a Montreal hotel optimally located in the heart of the Montreal nightlife. We offer three and four night stays, and rates are based on single, double, triple, or quad occupancy. Gold race tickets for all three days of the Montreal F1 are also yours when you take advantage of this package. If you think you’ll be heading out for some late night fun after the action on the track dies down, you also have the option of adding VIP service so you can bypass the crazy lines and get instant access to the crazy Montreal nightlife!

THE Ultimate Grand Prix Package

Designed for luxury seekers, this package offers amazing perks including a presidential hotel suite, limousine service to the event, a private suite at the race track, unlimited access to a personal VIP host, and a private VIP lounge and bottle service at the hottest Montreal nightclubs. You can rest assured we’ve thought of everything!

Montreal Grand Prix 2010 is just a couple of months away! Packages always sell out well in advance of the renowned event, so act soon to avoid disappointment.

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Montreal Nightlife Grand Prix: It’s Not Just About the Racing

Ask anyone why they’re heading to Montreal on June 13, 2010 and they’ll likely tell you it’s to attend the most amazing automotive event in North America known as the Montreal Grand Prix. After working with F1 fans for years, we know that the action on the Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve isn’t the only reason people scramble to purchase tickets before they are gone. The Montreal nightlife during these three days is even more incredible than usual (which is saying a lot). Men also look forward to sampling the food in this Canadian gourmet capital and taking in the sight of the fashionable women.

Whatever your reasons for attending the Montreal Grand Prix in June, Montreal VIP has you covered. This year we’re pleased to offer hotel and ticket packages for singles and groups of up to four. We’ll set you up in a great Montreal hotel for three or four nights and give you gold tickets for all three days of the event so you can enjoy a spectacular view. You can also add our legendary VIP services to your package for one or more nights of your stay. With your host you’ll bypass those long lines so you won’t miss a minute of the action inside the hottest clubs. If all out indulgence is your goal, our Ultimate Grand Prix Package will provide you with the best of everything.

Every year countless people end up being disappointed because our exclusive Montreal Grand Prix packages sell out so fast. Purchase yours soon to avoid being one of them.

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Bachelor Party for the F1 Sports Fan: Montreal F1

You may have already known that Montreal has an amazing nightlife, but did you know that it’s also the home of several major league sports teams? Those trying to plan a bachelor party for the sports fan don’t need to look any further than Montreal. Here are just some possibilities for the sports fan during his bachelor party:

Auto Racing: Any bachelor party for the sports fan should include a little high speed fun! If you can, plan to be in town during the NAPA Auto Parts 200 or the Montreal Grand Prix.

Football: Part of the Canadian Football League, the Montreal Alouettes regularly play on their home turf in the city. When these 2002 Grey Cup winners take to the field, they’ll make any bachelor party one to remember.

Boxing: In all of North America, only Las Vegas and Atlantic City host more boxing events than Montreal. What could be better during a bachelor party for the sports fan than spending an evening ringside and watching world-class fighters show their skills?

Soccer: Watch the Montreal Impact take to the field at the city’s impressive Saputo Stadium.

Hockey: Last but certainly not least, every bachelor party for the sports fan should include a trip to the arena to watch the famous Montreal Canadiens in action. If the groom loves to be in the center of the action, you should also consider our Montreal hockey package. We’ll arrange everything so your group can get some ice time and take part in a tournament against each other or some fellow Montreal VIP clients.

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Montreal Bachelor Party: Classy vs. Crude

Classy: elegant; of good taste; the opposite of low class
Crude: unrefined; lacking in sophistication or taste; vulgar

People (well, women) tend to think that all bachelor parties fall under the crude category, but we know that’s simply not the case. Bachelor parties organized by Montreal VIP are rowdy and wild, but they’re also classy events that are always in good taste. Here are some examples that illustrate the difference between these two very different types of bachelor parties:

Category: Entertainment

Classy: Two French girls arrive at your Montreal hotel room and enjoy each other’s company while the groom and his friends sit back and take in the private show.

Crude: Somebody rents an adult movie from the convenience store down the street. He doesn’t recognize the name of any of the actresses and it was made in the mid-80s, but it came highly recommended by the owner.

Category: The bachelor party meal

Classy: Montreal VIP gets your group reservations at the most exclusive Italian restaurant in Montreal. You get first-class VIP treatment from the waiter, the best table in the house, fine red wine, and food that’s to die for.

Crude: You buy a few frozen pizzas to pop in the oven after the bar.

Category: A girl for the groom

Classy: The bachelor gets a private stage show from a very talented entertainer in the VIP lounge of a hot Montreal strip club.

Crude: The groom is presented with a doll named Candy and informed that he must bring her everywhere for the entire night.

Playboy Magazine Recommends Montreal for a Bachelor Party and Montreal VIP

Playboy is a name that is known and loved by men the world over. Many of us have fond memories of finding our father’s stash and sneaking peaks at the photos of the scantily-clad women between the covers. These days, Playboy has its own television channel, and continues to release magazines filled with articles and sexy photos. They’re a company that has built an empire by catering to men, and they’ve recommended Montreal and Montreal VIP to couples and groups planning bachelor parties. Here are the highlights:

Playboy Magazine classified Montreal as an “excellent choice” for bachelor parties: When a loyal reader wrote in to ask whether his group should return to Las Vegas for a bachelor party or give Montreal a try, Playboy didn’t hesitate to recommend the Canadian city, and made a point of mentioning the restaurants, the Montreal Casino, and the many all-nude strip clubs.

Playboy Magazine specifically recommended Montreal VIP: After suggesting Montreal to the curious reader, Playboy also advised that hiring Montreal VIP was a “wise” move since the company could help make arrangements and offer recommendations based on a great track record, professional expertise and a renowned VIP service to help make this bachelor party epic.

Playboy TV featured a VIP weekend in Montreal on the reality series 69 Sexy Things 2 Do Before You Die: Geared towards adventurous, free-spirited couples, this show profiled the best sex-related activities in the world.

Signs you Picked the Wrong Montreal NightClub During a Montreal Bachelor Party

Montreal has hundreds of nightclubs, and some are better than others. If you’re doing some random club hopping during a Montreal bachelor party, there’s always a chance you might stumble into the wrong establishment. Here are some signs it might be time to move on:

#1 – There aren’t many women around, and there’s a sign advertising Madonna night: Are you in the Gay Village by any chance? Unless there are two grooms with your bachelor party group and they happen to be marrying each other, you might want to head to another night club.

#2 – Including the bartender and your group of eight, there are twelve people in the Montreal nightclub: There are nightclubs in Montreal that can accommodate hundreds, so there’s no reason to drink in a near empty bar.

#3 – A group of very large men wearing bandanas approaches your table. One of them says, “Wow, you boys sure did pick the wrong club.”: Leave…fast.

#4 – The women don’t have much fashion sense…or many teeth: Montreal is known for having some of the most beautiful women in the world, so you should be blown away the minute you walk into a nightclub in Montreal. If you’re feeling underwhelmed, you’re in the wrong place.

Avoid making a mistake on such an important event. Montreal VIP can help you make the most of your night out by getting you exclusive VIP status to the best Montreal nightclubs and telling you which ones you should avoid at all costs. Take advantage of our extensive knowledge of the Montreal nightlife scene by purchasing one of our customizable Montreal bachelor party packages.

Canada’s second largest city is fast becoming one of North America’s ultimate bachelor party destinations. But what exactly can you expect if you decide to have a bachelor party in Montreal? Here are just some of the words to describe Montreal bachelor parties…

Wild: Take a quick walk through Montreal’s downtown core and you’ll quickly discover that this city and its people are anything but conservative. Montreal strip clubs are easy to find, in part because there’s a lot of them. Also, the dancers in many establishments will let you get hands-on during private performances. There are also plenty of nightclubs, bars, pubs, and lounges if you want to tone down the debauchery for an evening.

Affordable: Compared to parties held in other top North American destinations, Montreal bachelor parties are quite reasonably priced. In Montreal, you can go out for an evening without breaking the bank. You can also get great discounts on meals and activities when you book your Montreal bachelor party through Montreal VIP.

Upscale: One of the things Montreal bachelor party groups will notice is that Montreal is a very classy city. It’s known for its fashion, is considered the gourmet capital of North America, and has its fair share of luxurious accommodations. Our Montreal bachelor party services offer you a chance to be part of this elite society during your stay.

Montreal bachelor parties can be transformed from enjoyable events to spectacular ones when you work with Montreal VIP. We offer completely customizable Montreal bachelor parties, which can include special VIP services like hosted entry, VIP access, and jaw dropping adult entertainment options. Ready for a tour?