Montreal's Official Nightlife Blog

Planning a Montreal bachelor party is a tough task, but someone has to do it. During the preparations, the guy in charge might wonder if he’s doing a good job, if the celebration he’s getting ready to pull off will be crazy enough to make those endless wedding preparations worthwhile.

The bride reaction meter is one way for the best man to evaluate his preparations. It has four levels:

• Level 1–Bride nods approvingly: You need to up the debauchery factor…a lot.
• Level 2–Bride shows no apparent reaction: She might not totally approve but she would refrain from commenting since she knows things could be a lot worse.
• Level 3–Bride is slightly “miffed”: You’re getting warmer! At this point she would cross her arms and insist everything was “fine.” She would also try to persuade her future husband that bachelor parties are silly and juvenile with daily (not so subtle) comments.
• Level 4–Bride is completely enraged: Good man! If she knew what you were planning she’d insist on a co-ed celebration, never speak to you again, and possibly even threaten to call off the wedding.

*Obviously, the key here is to imagine how the bride would respond to each item included in your Montreal bachelor party itinerary. Neither your planned exploits nor the meter should actually be revealed to any member of the female sex (for obvious reasons). The higher the level, the better job you’re doing.

Montreal VIP specializes in helping groups create legendary Montreal bachelor parties that would definitely not be bride approved. Check out our Montreal bachelor party packages and our mind-blowing adult options to get an idea of what we can offer your group.

An all-guys outing to the Montreal nightclubs

Montreal party girls who would definitely not be bride-approved

Our platinum Montreal bachelor party package is our most elite offering for a groom and his brothers who want to party sin cité style. It contains features not found in other Montreal bachelor party packages, including entry to select Montreal nightclubs only accessible to platinum clients, bottle service with top-shelf selections, and a hotel show full of girl-on-girl action you’ve probably fantasized about a lot but never thought you would actually see in real life. Welcome to Montreal!

All options for platinum Montreal bachelor parties are exciting and ultra-exclusive, but the VIP host is what really brings it all together. These dedicated Montreal VIP employees have one goal: to make sure every one of our Montreal bachelor parties is everything our clients envisioned (and hopefully more). All platinum Montreal bachelor party groups can expect the following from their dedicated VIP host:

• Around the clock availability: Day or night, your host is just a phone call away.
• A commitment to addressing all issues: Rock stars, sports athletes, and celebrities don’t have to put up with even minor inconveniences, and neither should you. Your VIP host can take care of small problems before they turn into larger ones that have the potential to ruin your entire celebration.
• Quality control: Your host will ensure you’re given exactly the services you were promised at the time of booking.
• A dedication to showing you only the best Montreal nightlife: Our hosts are party animals at heart. They will lead you on a guided tour of the wildest clubs with the hottest girls in the city.

Contact us to start planning your epic VIP bachelor party in Montreal!

Two of the gorgeous girls of Montreal

A groom and his guests enjoying top-shelf selections during a Montreal bachelor party

Some Montreal bachelor parties are weekend events. And if you only have a few nights to celebrate we advise you to hit the Montreal nightclub scene as hard as you possibly can and still make it home. If you’re lucky enough to be in Montreal for several days to send the groom off into married life with fond memories of Montreal strippers, boozing, and debauchery you could always consider taking a night off. Why spend a minute of your time doing anything other than drinking and chatting up the luscious ladies in the Montreal nightclubs? We can think of a few reasons…

• A night spent hanging out in your penthouse suite provides an ideal opportunity to concoct some G-rated Montreal bachelor party stories for the girls back home. Substitute Pussy Corps with Biodome and full-contact lap dance with adorable penguins and you’re all set!
• A night in is a good time for checking in during Montreal bachelor parties…no club music pumping in the background and no intoxicated fellow guests to get you in trouble. Just your voice telling her you’re having an “alright” time but can’t wait to get back home.
• Take advantage of your innocent surroundings to stage some pictures sans strippers and mega-size liquor bottles.
• The Montreal performing arts scene is world class so you might want to stay sober and check out a show.
• Bonding…yes guys do it…just not in front of witnesses outside the group.

All of our Montreal bachelor party packages are completely customizable to give you the freedom to have the getaway you want. Create your itinerary by calling us at 1-800-371-1224 or using our intuitive online booking system.

Two guys who could be ready to take a night off from the Montreal nightlife scene

Four friends out for an evening of wild fun in Montreal

Montreal bachelor parties are much more than epic weekends packed with booze, debauchery, gambling, and Montreal strippers. Years (maybe even decades) from now the groom will look back on those precious and extremely hazy nights in Montreal and think that voluntarily tying himself to one woman forever was all worth it.

If you want to make your time in Sin Cité and the group’s future recollections of it as perfect as possible check out our platinum Montreal bachelor party package! It includes everything a group of guys up to no good could desire, including the following Montreal nightlife features:

• VIP entry to Montreal nightclubs accessible only to our platinum-level clients: You’ll never be on the wrong side of the velvet rope when you travel with Montreal VIP. Accompanied by your VIP host, you will bypass those impossibly long lines and avoid cover charges of any kind.
• VIP lounges or booths at the trendiest hot spots in the entire city: Get celebrity seating at the top clubs. Whether you choose to invite a few new friends to join you is up to you.
• Bottle service with all the mixes you will need to make that 40 ouncer disappear: Your group won’t be served any Captain Morgan…only top-shelf selections will do for our platinum customers. Choose from Grey Goose, Belvedere, Johnny Walker Black Label, and more. We’ll even take care of all the tips.

Our platinum Montreal bachelor party package is designed for elite high rollers looking to make history rather than merely “have a good time.” If you want the ultimate of everything during your Canadian adventure this is the Montreal bachelor party package for you!

Getting the VIP treatment at the Montreal nightclubs

Ladies pose for the camera in one of the Montreal night clubs

No two Montreal bachelor parties are alike, but there are two things that almost always play at least some role in these celebrations: booze and Montreal strippers. Premier strip clubs in Montreal include:

• Club Chez Parée: Here you’ll find more than 80 Montreal strippers who make client satisfaction a top priority. There are booths and beds to provide a little privacy, and Montreal VIP can help you gain entry to the VIP lounge.
• Kamasutra Club: A favorite place for businessmen and bachelor party groups, this Montreal strip club provides personal attention in an exotic atmosphere.
• Kingdom Gentleman’s Club: If sophistication is a quality you look for in your strippers this glamorous strip club is where you want to be. There are several VIP areas.

The above establishments are just three of the dozens of Montreal strip club options you’ll find in the city. Some are pricier than others, some have hotter and/or friendlier dancers, and  some won’t even let you touch your personal entertainer during a lap dance. So, unless you do a ton of research or know someone who has the inside scoop, you risk spending your time in mediocre clubs instead of mind-blowing ones.

Montreal VIP can tell you about the best full-contact clubs with the sexiest, “hardest working” dancers. We can also hook your Montreal bachelor party group up with a private stage show, access to exclusive lounges, bottle service, or even your own personal VIP area. Check out our Montreal bachelor party packages to find out exactly what is included with each option.

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One of the countless epic bachelor parties in Montreal