We all know why you really want to come to Montreal for a bachelor party…So let’s discuss the big elephant in the room (or rather, the big billboards belonging to strip clubs that are brazenly displayed throughout our downtown core) and get down to the top 10 sexy bachelor party ideas that Sin Cité (with some pull from us) can offer the groom:
#10- Have the bride-to-be jump out of a cake.
Yah, right!
The only appropriate stripping here would be the stripping of your best man duties!
Onto the real list of the top 10 Naughty ideas for a Montreal bachelor party:
#10- Sex shops: Last-minute needs for vital items such as blow up dolls and other things too vile to mention are common for bachelor parties. So if you need a gag gift for the groom or diversion tactics to bring home to the bride-to-be and girlfriends, make use of Montreal’s many sex shops such as La Capoterie and Sexe Cité.
#9- Confidential VIP Service: This could easily be at #1, but thought it best to get it out early on before you get carried away with the rest of the list…Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone looses a girlfriend (or worse), so if confidentiality is a concern for your group (very common for infamously sinful Montreal stags!), make sure that the VIP service you go with is accredited, reputed, and has a strictly confidential policy regarding names and services provided for clients. Now onto the fun stuff:
Let the naughty nurses of Montreal nightlife make those pre-marital boo-boos all better…
#8- Naked massage: Upcoming nuptials can be very stressful…Relieve some of that tension with a naked massage. Could be arranged in hotel or at one of Montreal’s classier erotic spas.
#7- Naked brunch: Wake up sunny side up with a brunch brought to you in bed by lovely servers.
#6- Stage show for the groom: A stage show involves a guy getting up on at the pole at a Montreal strip club and enduring anything from lap dances to humiliation ranging from light and playful to bruise-inducing. Most bachelor party groups like to throw in a little humiliation for the groom, so if you must, we recommend you administer it in this manner, by beautiful Montreal strippers! (Make sure to get him a private show too, to ‘reward his bravery’)
If you are the groom or have a girlfriend, double check that the coast (and browser!) is clear as you complete your studies with the top 5 naughty ideas for a Montreal bachelor party.
If you must embarrass the bachelor, we find stage shows at the strip clubs preferable to other forms of humiliation…as seen in ‘hat hazard’ get-up above.
